BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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