so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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