he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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