he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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