It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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