He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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