Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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