I wish I could teleport
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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