If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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