I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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