You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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