? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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