at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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