You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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