If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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