I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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