Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
