If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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