he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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