Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Im part way to drunk.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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