Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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