that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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