i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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