The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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