i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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