So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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