Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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