You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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