You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I want to make a zoo with you.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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