I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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