CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Floor bacon is actually really good
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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