The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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