a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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