I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I have so many feelings about this burrito
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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