i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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