if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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