hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I want a musical about memes.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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