i may or may not be watching the land before time
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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