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(708): View more from Illinois

nutella sex= disaster

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(404): View more from Georgia

Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"

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(701): View more from North Dakota

There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops

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(360): View more from Washington

Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?

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(289): View more from Ontario

You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.

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(786): View more from Florida

It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...

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(425): View more from Washington

THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.

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(310): View more from California

Need to use your shower bro.

(1-310): View more from California

FWB wearing glitter again?

(310): View more from California

It’s like she’s marking her territory

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