You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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