Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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