I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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