i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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