the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
