I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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