Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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