He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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