Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I currently don't understand fingers.
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