This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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