you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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