check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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