My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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