UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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