Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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