I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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