he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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