My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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